Your dream is a scene of a crime
Welcome to the Madhouse.
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
a man who gets what he wants out of life
thank u for saving bi lions
i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
That’s definitely Bill Murray bowling.
so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many god damn khakis. no one should have to witness this layer of khaki hell. this shit ain’t right. this is all kinds of fucked up. there are too many fucking khakis. too many.